Happy to be of service
Cassie in Orlando is a preschool teacher, and brings us this note posted by the school’s director. “I cannot help but be in awe of her after this note,” Cassie says, and I have to agree. A classic, no?...
View ArticleJust plane rude
Writes Deanne: “Because Orlando prides itself on being a friendly city, we tend to do most of our dirty work via passive-aggressive notes and signs. This one is from the front door of a tacky tourist...
View ArticleAn occasion that Blue Mountain Arts has yet to animate
The “Thanks for forgetting my birthday, asshole” thank-you note: Because the only thing that would have made this e-mail from Rebecca’s (32-year-old) brother any better is a midi file soundtrack and a...
View ArticleP.P.S. Do you really have a belly like a bowl full of jelly? If so, you might...
“My 8-year-old daughter was concerned about all the pictures of Santa portraying him with a whip,” says Lisa in Orlando, “so she wrote him this letter, thinking he might appreciate her helpful advice...
View ArticleKnow sweat
Writes Jaime in Austin: “My husband and I lift weights at Gold’s Gym and we love it (no, really!) — except for their new signage reminding people to mop up their sweat.” Meanwhile, next door… (Well,...
View ArticleCoffee, mate?
So, you don’t want to share your super-special non-dairy creamer/handsoap with the rest of the office? You could go for the semi-direct approach… But as Ocie in Petaluma, California witnessed, that...
View ArticleTrash talk
I’m sure these ladies thank their lucky stars every day that they have each other as roommates. Wouldn’t you? related: Your trash stinks. Grow up, thanks.
View ArticleExcuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
So, according to Susan and Amber, there’s a creeper on the loose in Orlando, Florida…one who has a penchant for peering in the bathroom windows of his female neighbors. (In this case, a window that...
View ArticlePaging Jane Goodall?
If you’re looking for an opportunity to study the unique social behavior of primates, there’s a compound in Orlando, Florida you might be interested in visiting. Consider the package below, which a...
View ArticleSometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
Welcome to the set of Mean Girls: Orlando! The initial note: And the response… related: Oh sweetie, I love it when you talk dirty!
View ArticlePlease stop hectoring the coffee creamer! (You’re hurting its feelings.)
If you work in an office that supplies your cream and sugar needs gratis, consider yourself lucky. There’s something about coffee creamer that sends folks off the deep end… P.S. If you’ve thought of a...
View ArticleA Snowball’s chance
Our unapologetic submitter, Patrick from Orlando, Florida, says he’s always been more of a dog person. One day, he says, “I got fed up with the perpetual harassment of this neighborhood cat: getting...
View Article
More Pages to Explore .....